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As I was driving from the former seat of all NHL power, Montreal, through the free and independent states of Vermont, New Hampshire, and Massachusetts today, it struck me what an odd thing royalty is.

Royalty in modern times is something that is perpetuated by those who didn’t actually make those great conquering achievements that established their reigns, but rather those who find themselves, because of a certain location in history and an accident of birth, to be in a position to ‘carry on a tradition.’

Yet, those ‘royals’ sit there on their shiny thrones and primp in their hand mirrors and try to dictate morality according to them, about how you can dive, or how you should play, or how you shouldn’t run a player into the center glass.

And the rest of us, those poor filthy masses, are just supposed to take it.

Well, a couple of hundred years ago, a bunch of rowdy radicals charged out of some Boston bars, went down to the dock, and dumped the King’s tea into the salty sea.

And in doing that, it struck a chord that rings true even today, that when confronted when imperious conceit, fighting the good fight is not only the right thing to do, it can be a heck of a lot of fun.

And who has more fun than us?

Jack Edwards
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!
Jack Edwards, “An Ode to the Composite Stick”
GET UP!
Jack Edwards
He was doing an outstanding impression of a painted turtle
Jack Edwards
HE’S GIVING HIM THE NOOGIES!
Jack Edwards, on Johnny Boychuk’s fight with Spacek (2/9/2011)
Zinger from Jack
  • Andy Brickley:

    I thought we were going to get a chance to see them go, but [Hal] Gill got in the way.

  • Jack Edwards:

    A cynical Bruins fan would say he's been doing that for a long time.

Numbers taken, memories long, nastiness a-plenty!
Jack Edwards, on the Bruins/Canadiens 2/9/2011 game
Shawn Thornton is the kind of man you want your son to turn out to be. He will stand by his teammates and he will do what’s right.
Jack Edwards, on Shawn Thornton
PITKINEN WITH A PATHETIC DIVE, BUT THE REFS AREN’T BUYING IT!
Jack Edwards, on a Joni Pitkinen dive
Yapping, yapping, yapping… robble, robble, robble!
Jack Edwards, mocking Chad LaRose protesting an elbowing penalty